Boogie Boogie Yeah

We just went through the car wash. I attended the even in my pajamas. Now my pajama bottoms are wet because A doesn't like to aim her "super power jet crazy washing hose" away from me, but seems to aim it at me.
Hence the wetness. There's nothing I can do but accept my fate of being a wet little gay boy, though at times I can appear strong, can appear decisive and can impress myself! ...all through the hilarity and craziness.