I'm so distraught

Jemma told me last night that I looked straight. I couldn't believe she'd say that, what a horrible thing to say. The look was supposed to be understated gay - not a complete slut, but still a little revealing. Straight was not the aim. Nasty nasty thing to say. But then again I suppose she probably hasn't seen a straight man for so long she's forgotten how awful they look. Repent for you sins against the gods of fashion oh hetero ones.