Tonight will be payback

Last Saturday I spent the whole evening managing the drunkeness of a friend of mine. Being drunk isn't such a bad thing really, but when it's done in a nightclub, when exhausted and dangerously, it's not fun. He was wandering around the club not telling anyone where he was going, drinking more and more (having had over eight units before even coming out) and generally being a danger to himself.
Earlier that evening, just as tonight, I'd been taking care of some kids whilst their parents were out. This was easy - a one year old, an eight year old, and a porn obsessed eleven year old. They're pretty easy kids: the baby sleeps most of the time, the eight year old girl plays dolls and watches animated ballet videos with me, whilst the older boy pretends he's not dirty when I find google search terms of 'bound and gagged with rope on chair + ladies' on his computer. Look at it all you want when I'm not around kiddo, but whilst I'm here, the computer stays off. Anyway, taking care of them was good, what was not fun was the babysitting later in the evening that I had to do for my 30 year old mate. So tonight he's promised to not drink much, keep it calm, but have fun all the same. Lets just hope so.
The challenge for me has been this: how do I dress gay for the nightclub I go to after babysitting, whilst still being straight enough to seem respectable before I go. I believe I am the master of double dressing. It's all in the layers, and also crucially, t-shirts that will look hot when out, but just too small when taking care of the kids. That's where the layers come in. Cover up the 'suck my juicy cock' labelled t-shirt and you're all well. Unless the baby throws up on your layering in which case you're completely fucked.