Mrs Dyke

You need to give me more information than that! You can't just say 'I'm seeing someone new' and leave it at that. You can't just say that you haven't been yourself lately and leave it at that. I need detail! I need gossip and I need chat! Tell me everything, and then make up some more just to keep me talking!

And that goes for all of you! By which I mean, both of you!
Details!