A queer life

The other day my friend called me and I was sketching out prospective designs for interiors of my family's house which we're renovating.
The next day she called and I was on my hands and knees cleaning my bathroom.
Following this she rang and I was replacing some stitching on trousers which had broken.

She texts me the next day:

"You're so GAY!"

I love it when I get such nice compliments. It's from the heart.