My sister, so gassy

Was just cold-called by a scottish gas company, wanting to know whether my younger sister, at the age of 16, wanted to change gas suppliers to their service.
I told that that she probably didn't care, but that the rest of my family were just fine with our current gas. Thank god for marketers, once my friend's cousin was called to check how his cellphone plan was going... he was 3 years old at the time, didn't have a phone, didn't really understand what the commotion was about.