私はある矛盾を必要とします

This site, but in Japanese.
How fun!
I understand none of it which makes me feel incredibly stupid. Then again whoever it was that was reading my site from japan had used a translator to get it in Japanese, so i don't feel too bad - it means they're almost as ignorant as me!
Celebrate collective stupidity - it's something to be cherished in the hyped up, over intelligent world that we live in.
Right?
Anyway, Japanese. Try it out:
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