Drug party garners no drugs

Because no-one turned up. Too stoned. Anyway, this was only interesting because it's just around the corner from my house. We're all such losers around here - couldn't even be bothered to go take drugs. But it probably made the local nightly news 'Midlands Today' or more aptly titled 'Crime Tonight'. Scaremongering forever to make the whole city look even worse than it really is, not that this is hard to do anyway...
"A "cannabis festival" failed to draw in the crowds in Birmingham, with only one person bothering to turn up. A BBC reporter who went to the park at about 1300 BST found just one person had attended. He had travelled from Chester to find he was alone.
A mobile phone belonging to one of the organisers, who said they hoped to promote the "recreational and spiritual use" of cannabis, remained unanswered on Saturday."
BBC Story