good news - it's story time

In a few minutes, after you've all settled down we can have a short story session. This afternoon we'll be covering the tale of Patrick the fag and why poppers are bad. Main characters are Patrick, Richie, David and Phil. Patrick and Richie were being good, not taking them. David and Phil were 'rebels' and went for the bottle. Coming up - fried eggs and the balcony somersault.